I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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