Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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