come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
