Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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