he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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