god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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