I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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