i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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