wat bout pragnant strippers??
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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