The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
bring money and cleavage
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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