I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
