Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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