I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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