i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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