I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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