Only a mothe r could love this liver
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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