You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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