he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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