garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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