I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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