id be glad to
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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