This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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