if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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