i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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