Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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