Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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