Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
NoShamevember. You game?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Randomize
