That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She's JV to your varsity
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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