Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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