it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You can't just leave with hair like that
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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