the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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