we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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