lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
why do cheetos always look like penises
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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