Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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