love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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