She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
