That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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