Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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