Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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