There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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