i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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