Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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