so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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