But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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