hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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