Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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