super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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