i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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