whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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