just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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