Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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