we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
