Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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