i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
don't judge my taste in strippers
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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