My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
