SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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